Me: Can you please eat chocolate chip muffins over a plate while you're working on the computer?
John: {makes face}
Me: Plate! Use a plate! Look at you. You're like a woman eating muffins and reading TMZ.
John: {gets up to get a plate}
Me: I'm so totally blogging this.
John: Oh, is that how you're going to threaten me from now on? With blogging?
Me: If it gets you to use a plate, then YES!
John: I'll blog you right back.
Me: Oh yeah? And what's the name of your blog?
John: The He-Man Woman Haters Blog.
John: {makes face}
Me: Plate! Use a plate! Look at you. You're like a woman eating muffins and reading TMZ.
John: {gets up to get a plate}
Me: I'm so totally blogging this.
John: Oh, is that how you're going to threaten me from now on? With blogging?
Me: If it gets you to use a plate, then YES!
John: I'll blog you right back.
Me: Oh yeah? And what's the name of your blog?
John: The He-Man Woman Haters Blog.
3 Comments:
aren't men wonderful????
Sounds something like the fight Freddie and I had th other night, except I can't blog him to deat... but I can annoy him to death!!!LOL
Women probably used to threaten to talk about such things at the quilting circle.
We have had a variation of the blog threat in our household as well :)
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